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n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(via thefuuuucomics)

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aphmolossia:

people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

(via delirium-of-the-mind)

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romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

(via delirium-of-the-mind)

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leviathans-in-the-tardis:

why does wearing sunglasses make me feel 10 times more confident

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"I wanna do bad things to you, but good things for you."

— sm0keandfxck (via mylesbworld)

(Source: sm0keandfxck, via delirium-of-the-mind)

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burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

(via sousaphoner)

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via nearlynarcoleptic)

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neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

(via r3giment)

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nekala-vas-normandy:

takemewherethestreetlightsglow:

all-the-ships-all-of-them:

fevra:

have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else

YES OTHER PEOPLE FEEL IT TOO

it’s a symptom of anxiety

This happens to me a lot and it’s really jarring.

(via wagglingeyebrows)